Mainty 

All Fucked up

That bitch is hella mainty, lets Brown him.

Mainty by Jerf June 15, 2003

Mainey 

A Bay Area slang meaning crazy, out of control, weird, or all of the above

Her: You heard about Tristan cheating with Jordyn?
Him: yeah, that's mainey

Mainey by Flavorgirl February 22, 2019

minty-badger 

pedobear drunkard cross dresser

that minty-badger was scamming on random kid's public skype profiles

minty-badger by deep fryd June 2, 2013

getting minty

to brush your teeth or freshen your breath

Dan is always getting minty before we hang out.

getting minty by mangogirl1 January 1, 2012

crowbar maintenance 

An event which is not actually maintenance, but a form of destruction or demolition.

"The building was undergoing 'crowbar maintenance'. It was rubble by the next day."

crowbar maintenance by tdog59 July 15, 2009

Minty Bounce 

A devastating move involving drinking mint tea while simultaneously jumping up and down.

If he is up for a fight, I may do the minty bounce on him.

Minty Bounce by KJBKAFSJB KSFA May 31, 2021

Maintenance Wank

When you're participating in nofap and you begin to over sexualise things, like apple pies and peanut butter sandwhiches, it's time for a maintenance wank. This keeps your inner sexual deviant at bay, while also reducing the amount of awkward boners you might experience.

Guy 1: "I keep getting stiffies when I see anything that vaguely resembles titties or a vagina, it's killing me."
Guy 2: "Mate, it's time for a maintenance wank. If you don't let off some pressure, your dick is going to take over."

Maintenance Wank by Zima69err July 13, 2016