Litosaurus 

A person who instantly falls asleep in cars parked in random driveways. May occasionally spill cups of ice water on themselves due to falling asleep.

There was a litosaurus in my front yard again this morning.

Litosaurus by Da hyena August 30, 2016

Lolosaurus Rex 

A larger, more stupid species of the lolozaur family, known for its haunting, beastly cry between other lolosauruses; LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Man 1: "What in the fuck is that?"

Paleontologist: "Oh shit, lolosaurus Rex!"

Lolosaurus Rex: "LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL"

Lolosaurus Rex by Perry H. Christ September 27, 2008

Jitosaurus Rex 

An extension of the word "Jit" with the same meaning
Can also be used as just "Jitosaurus"

Bro stop being such a jitosaurus rex

Jitosaurus Rex by DaPhatBoi February 27, 2023

Clitosaurus

noun:

One who's clit is Enormous or Dino-like.

She is a Clitosaurus

Clitosaurus by zmarinelli January 21, 2011

Titosaurus 

A girl with tits so large that they would be proportionate to someone the size of a dinosaur.

Did you see the rack on her, she was a real Titosaurus, I'd love to motorboat those monsters.

Titosaurus by Jay bonjo July 15, 2009

lolosaurus 

Greater than LOL, ROFL, LMAO, LMFAO and ROFFLES, Lolosaurus is perhaps the greatest e-way of saying "I find that funny and would wish to say so in a gradiose fashion" however if it were to ever be translated into a laugh it would kill the laugher.

Billy:*rolls eyes*
Timmy: That's what your mom did last night!
Billy:STFU!
Timmy: Lolosaurus!

lolosaurus by Jeans May 31, 2005

laptosaurus 

a laptop that can read floppy disks
a laptop that's too heavy to be on your lap
a laptop from the early 2000's
a powerbook or I book
a laptop running windows 98
a laptop with no Wi Fi

- laptops found at DKD
- laptops found in pawn chops
"this thing here is too old to have the right USB adapter
- oh, you got a laptosaurus"

laptosaurus by claiwette March 30, 2009