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A Mental Impairment that affects those named Levi and can be contracted through contact with people named Levi.
Effects of this disease include and are not limited to: Mental Retardation, Increased levels of Sexist/Racist/Homophobic remarks and thoughts, Development of Necrophilia, Excess Weight Gain, Loss of Eyesight and Hearing, Ego Inflation and Shrinkage of Male Genitalia.
John- "Ever since I've hung out with Levi I feel extremely Xenophobic and Like I should be the centre of attention"
David-"Damm bro it sounds like you've got a bad case of Levitus"

John- "Well that explains its"
Levitus by Burnt Slice of Bread November 30, 2021

Legicious 

When something is both legit and delicious
Dude this cheesey gordita crunch from taco bell is totally legicious!
Legicious by El Wyattinoso March 18, 2009

Levitikush 

A North Korean Slang describing a male prostitute with multiple STD's.
That North Korean Male Prostitute is such a Levitikush.
Levitikush by Spicidity July 8, 2017

lavicious 

it means scathingly menacing
"Larry laughs like a lavicious lunatic!"
lavicious by A boy named Jon August 31, 2007

Leviticus 

A hilarious chapter in the old testament/torah where god sets our all the rules for jews/christians.
Uneducated redneck southern americans often take this chapter too seriously, which was clearly written when God was bored and wanted some lolz.

A few gems include:
Eating shellfish is sinful - Lev. 11:10
Mandating the public stoning individuals who swear - Lev. 25:10-16
Homosexual lifestyle is an abomination - Lev. 18:22
Allowing the purchase of slaves as long as they are from neighbouring nations Lev. 25:44
Cutting your hair is punishable by death Lev. 19:27
Even though the Declaration of Human Rights states that all people are equal, uneducated rednecks often quote Leviticus as a higher power over international law to take away rights of the gay community.

legicious 

this 7/11 spicy chicken burrito, when microwaved, is mad legicious.
legicious by dankswaggaa November 20, 2010