Langdonged 

To give a girl the entire Langdong - a feat very rarely achieved.

Guy: ‘I was railing Edward’s bird yesterday. I langdonged her real nice - she loved it.’
Guy 2: ‘What the BJesus, Edward’s bird is your sister’

Langdonged by Langdon Fertility Clinic September 24, 2020

Landoned 

Being extremely under the intoxication of alchohol; sloshed.
(Background: comes from Landon from "The Real World: Philadelphia", a kid who loves his booze)

Dude, M.J. and I got so landoned last night; I called my boss that I'm dating and said all this weird crap to her.

Landoned by SVT February 22, 2005

Langdong 

A very large example of a male’s genitalia.

A Langdong can be used in many ways, one way is to prank your gay friend by sliding it across the floor like a slimy snake, while others include partaking in toilet cleaning and the bathroom bang.
Not to be confused with the, equally enormous, Langdon.

Adam: My Mandingo has been feeling long this week.
James: It may be transitioning into a Langdong. I have to put mine down my trouser leg to hide it, but it still sticks out a bit at the bottom
Adam: Oh wow, I heard that a Langdon is perfect for doing the Big Papi, at least that’s what Bailey and Edward told me.

Langdong by Langdon Fertility Clinic September 22, 2020

longdonged 

When a girl preforms oral sex whilst the male organs is between her breast .

Peter walked into the gym locker room and saw his girl freind getting longdonged! , peter was very angry

longdonged by Swish98 May 7, 2018

Longdonged 

The quick and easy process of receiving oral sex whilst your penis is indeed planted firm in the middle of the female breast ( DD or larger) . Most preformed or giving in school locker rooms.

Haley longdonged john Arthur in the band locker room ,john was very pleased.

Longdonged by Swish98 June 1, 2018

Langdonesk

To completely make shit up, be a bitch, and be disrespectful.

It wanted to be a drew, but it was really just being langdonesk.

Langdonesk by The IT exterminator October 9, 2018

Langdonesk

To be a complete bitch, very disrespectful, and make up all sorts of shit

It wanted to be a Drew, but it just came off by being Langdonesk

Langdonesk by The IT exterminator October 9, 2018