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Kylophonia 

A sensation of hearing sounds oddly reminiscent of human defecation, sometimes as though coming from the sky, only occurring during viewings of any of the movies in the last Star Wars Trilogy (Episodes VII-IX). Usually reaches maximal intensity when watching Episodes 8 and 9. Pronunciation not to be confused with California, the Golden State.
Chuckford: "I keep thinking someone is in the bathroom making a right mess whenever I hit play on The Last Jedi. How odd..."

Rastafarian Billy: "Oh, that's just kylophonia - I hear the rank sounds of shit exiting a human ass hole eminating from the heavens every time I watch this movie, too."

Chuckford: "Hmmm... yeah, that seems about right."
Kylophonia by Defin-ite July 15, 2022

kylephobic 

the fear of a transphobic piece of shit named kyle. he IS the embodiment of cursed energy and believes he has a say in the identity of trans people.
i'm proud to be kylephobic, babey!!!
kylephobic by kyle's fucking mom November 7, 2018

Kylephobia

kylephobia is the fear of an unusually short, fat penis
-more commonly known as a choad
I couldn't date Tommy any longer, my kylephobia was kicking in everytime we tried to fool around
Kylephobia by iLoveIt July 29, 2008

Kellphobia 

Coined by a rat who describes it as a form of discrimination against kells/kellys
this is kellphobia and homophobic
Kellphobia by Not a pink rat December 9, 2019

kylaphobic

damn i hate kyla so much im so kylaphobic bro
kylaphobic by faded.ky August 3, 2021

kapaphobia

Kapaphobia :The fear of being chased/ caught.

Usually irrational.

Kap-from the Latin root for catch or be caught.
When we were at sixflags Ramsey started chasing us and my kapaphobia make be freak out and start running. I hit a pole and bruised my arm, nothing else mattered but my survival.
kapaphobia by DeaRo May 9, 2019