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A synonym for "fail" commonly used by Seattle-area Volkswagen enthusiasts.
I can't believe I slid into the crub and bent my wheel. I totally Kempered it.
Kemper by darrbar August 19, 2008
Kemper is like sex if it were a person and ate a fuckton of rainbow cake. Had a snarky attitude and was mean alot.
Look at that bitch eating cake like she's kemper.
Kemper by Thatboyyouhate. October 13, 2012
Kemper is a very pretty, nice, funny, and athletic girl. She is timid around large groups, but once you get her out of her shell she is a wild one. In a relationship she will be trustworthy and loyal to any person. She does not give up easily and is a badass woman who does not care about other individuals. She herself is independent and will love anyone for who they are but is not afraid to share her opinion.
Person: “oh my god, who was that!”
Person: “oh her that was kemper, she is awesome
Kemper by Striped pants November 20, 2018
Verb: To ejaculate
Noun: Semen
I kempered on her face, in her eye, on the cieling; there was kemper all over the place!
kemper by douchey1476 May 3, 2005
A smart, loyal, little, person that laughs when you yell.
Kemper

Wasup
All was calm until John entered the room. The bad news he delivered kempered the others in the room.
kemper by xana777 February 10, 2010