Keenaan

A fruity little man. Often Keenaan’s will date people similar to their mothers. When trying to get a favor out of their moms, they often use a baby voice and address their moms as “mommy.” If you need someone for time management, keenaan is not the one to call, he is constantly a buzzer-beater. All moms love him- you could say he is a womanizer until you look at his track record. Lush describes his hair and the product he uses, and his eyes are either blue or brown...? Allergic to cats, but a huge dog person. Often the butt of a joke, but always takes it well. If a keenaan is reading this, we would be laughing at the word “butt.” Would make a horrendous lawyer, because he can not make an argument to save his life. Exercise it not something that you will see Keenaan’s do unless it is surfing or skiing or running away from his mother. Spends and unreasonable amount of money on Patagonia, but is in denial of his shopping addiction saying that it is “a good jacket.” Keenaan’s are always up for some fun, and you can always count on them to have a good time.

Keenaan is that the fourth time you’ve had a burrito this week??

Keenaan by Spice pumpkin April 10, 2020

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Keenanism

An arcane philosophy in which follows the belief of contrary thought. What is isn't, what will be won't, and inversely so.

Understanding and believing contradictory things simultaneously. Created by an unknown man, recognized by the few who follow this philosophy as both sane and insane; For obvious reasons. Many believe this way of thinking originated from "Doublethink," George Orwell's "1984."

The woman both regards and disregards Keenanism as a way of life.

Keenanism by D0ntPan1c May 29, 2018

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maynard james keenan

Lead singer of bands: Tool and A Perfect Circle. very talented, perhaps one of the best rock vocalists ever, and writes some really deep lyrics as well. While many complain that he doesnt appreciate his fans, he claims that he doesnt want to hear millions of people constantly praising his work because he thinks it will eventually make him and the band lazy and discontinue to produce the top quality music they do and slump down to being a mediocre band. but he is appreciative if you pay attention, if you ever goto concerts thats usually where he takes a little time to thank the fans. i went to one in New York and he stated, "sometimes we forget why we do this. theres so much bullshit in this business. so thank you for reminding us tonight why we do this"

Maynard James Keenan

maynard james keenan by Dan January 14, 2005