Kaboof 

To flop or fall over in exhaustion.

I Kaboofed when I got home from work.

I passed out with the lights on; fully clothed that was a hard karboof.

Some times you just go kaboofies.

Kaboof by Heartland9825 January 30, 2022

Kaboof 

kah-boof

verb

The act of
a) ejaculating in one's pants.
b) excreting in one's pants.
c) both ejaculating and excreting in one's pants.

I.E. (for the simple minded) jizzing and/or shitting yourself. Possibly at the same time.

Usually caused by a sense of overwhelming happiness, shock, or awe.

When used in a sentence, the listener is led to believe that the speaker did one of three things: jizzed, shit, or both together. The speaker may not specify what their kaboof included.

1) Whenever i watch 300, I kaboof when Leonidas kicks that guy into the pit.

2) The sight of Stephanie's bikini top falling off caused Daryl to kaboof.

3) Dragonball always caused small children to kaboof themselves silly.

4)
Matthew:"That was so amazing, I KABOOFED!"
Stephen:"That was so amazing, I kaboofed DAVE!"

Kaboof by Skuttlebutt April 22, 2009

Kaboob 

using a dick or dildo and pushing it through multiple women's boobs kabobbing them

Friend: wow I got my first boobjob i'm so proud

Me: well I just kaboobed your mom and sister last night

Friend: I don't have a sister...

Kaboob by skech-a-doodle August 8, 2019

Kaboomski

A word used to describe a pivotal moment of success. Also means awesome, cool, epic.

Definition #1
A word used to describe a breakthrough moment of success.

Definition #2
A loud exclamation of triumph.

Definition #3
The name of a popular cartoon character.

Kaboomski — it’s a boy!
I just won the lottery — Kaboomski!
Kaboomski, now I can go on vacation.

“Kaboomski”, it’s not as universal as the word “fuck” but it’s less vulgar and more euphoric. What the Kaboomski? You be the judge.

Kaboomski by Kaboomski May 8, 2017

Kadoof

wildcard noun or verb. Can be used as an exclamation of excitement or distress. Can also be used as a way of someone took a shit.

I took a kadoof.
kadoof you.
What a kadoof.
That’s a real kadoof.
A kadoofing person.

Kadoof by J4ck4206969daddy December 28, 2019

Kaboop 

Sound effect created by the elongation of Pinnochio's nose. Usually used by non-puppets (humans) as a vocal effect accompanied by a hand gesture, with the fingers pointing towards the face, which is demonstrative of a growing nose.
NB The number of gesture repetitions and/or length of the kaboop and gesture should be relative to the extent of the Billy bullshit ie. How far it is off the scale.

"Hey bru, have you seen Michael Ball lately?"
"He was just on his way to the bar to buy the first round."
"Kaboop!" (accompanied by gesture)

Kaboop by Kate Hainsworth July 5, 2009

Kanoofus 

The chief of the gooftroop, can't get right. Epitome of a goofy, has no knowledge of general rules of conduct.

We had to 86 that kanoofus off the block.

Kanoofus by Ghettolot August 28, 2018