June 22nd 

The national "finger someone/get fingered in a movie theater" day.

Celebrated all across Europe
Wearing a skirt without panties and going to the movies with your s/o recommended

Hey, it's June 22nd, yknow what that means sweetie. We goin to the movies

June 22nd by Krscanski Chad June 21, 2021

June 22nd 

The best birthday anyone can have. If you were born on June 22nd it means you are elite. On the other hand, if you are born on days approximate to 25-30 of March and 18-24 of May it means you are ugly and stupid.

Ugh! I wish my birthday was on June 22nd and not in this ugly ass day March 27th.

June 22nd by rhiannoncollingwood September 3, 2020

June 22nd 

An annual celebration day of uninterrupted marital sex. During this day, the husband and wife will enjoy wonderful, glorious, and continuous sex all day long. The couple will take off work and if they have kids, they will be sent to the grandparent's house for the day.
Psychologists say that over 75% of all married couples do not have enough sex which causes a majority of marital problems. The simple solution; June 22nd. This day was specifically picked because it is the longest day of the year.

Herschel, "I can't wait for June 22nd! It's going to be the best day of the year with my wife!"

June 22nd by Linds&Tori June 22, 2008

June 22nd 

June 22nd is the best day. This day is Anal day. Ask anyone to give you anal and you should enjoy it! Happy June 22nd

Boy: Can i give you anal tmr? it’s june 22nd! remember anal dayyyy

Girl: Omg okay why are you so obsessed w buttholes and anal like UGHH!!

June 22nd by sarcasticbxtch June 21, 2020

June 22nd 

The day the most retarded person was born but they're usually the best<3

June 22nd
"Happy birthday Emma<3"
"Thank you<3"

June 22nd by dan.iztired October 10, 2021

June 22nd 

Gay people with slutty mothers were born this day.

Girl: "hey you are gay and your mom is a bitch!"
Guy:"why?"
Girl: "because you were born in June 22nd!"
Guy:"oh yea you right, I almost forgot it, sorry."
Mom of the guy:"I confirm! He is gay and I'm a bitch!"

June 22nd by Peterpumpkineater69420 July 18, 2020

June 22nd 

National Kali gets her pussy licked day

Cameron: "Kali, it's June 22nd... come here."
Kali: "Is this a dream, either way these panties are coming off!"

June 22nd by Shnurpyplurpy October 29, 2019