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don't judge me 

What I usually have to say when I get drunk in the middle of the day and watch Blues Clues.
Roommate: "What the..?"
Me: "Don't judge me!"

The Don't Judge Me Challenge 

A new Internet video trends. A dontjudge me challenge video usually starts with a self righteous teen who has drawn on features that dont fit societys beauty standards, such as unibrows, achne, facial hair (on woman), glasses, and imperfect teeth. They then go on to pat some sort of moisturiser on their face, then put their hand in the camera, then taking it off the reveal themselves, with their faces caked with makeup and product in their hair, now fitting societys beauty expectations.
Hey, THOT just posted a the don't judge me challenge!

dont judge me challenge 

when a person makes a video starting with them making themselves look as ugly as possible and then ends with them covering the camera and then appearing beautiful. usually people who do this are simply idiots or have a really bad attention span
look at this dumb bitch doing the dont judge me challenge

Don't judge me! 

1st appeared in the year 2000. Is used to avoid dirty/confused looks after expressing ones opinion.

objectionars rarely intervenes once this quote is uttered, in fear of offending you.
C - argh just end it
A - ??
C - *raises finger in air* don't judge me! ...
K - waa
Don't judge me! by foug January 17, 2005

don't judge me 

Possibly the most obnoxious thing you could say when someone is trying to figure out what kind of person you are or sneers at you.
IT'S IMPOSSIBLE NOT TO JUDGE SOMEONE, THAT'S HOW WE DISTINGUISH FRIEND FROM FOE!
No matter what, people are going to judge you; because you dress in all black and like death or because you watch Star Trek and go to Sakura Con - DEAL WITH IT.

It's the worst when it's on your MySpace profiles.

Actually, no, it's worse when they say "you have no right to judge me." Because everyone has a right to their own thoughts, so stop being self-absorbed and obsessed with pretending not caring about your so-called "haters," people who don't like you, not because they're jealous, but maybe because you may not a likable person, maybe?
Boy's MySpace About Me:
I hate my life and I wear a lot of black makeup BUT DON'T JUDGE ME I'M A HUMAN BEING!
don't judge me by IAreGirl September 12, 2009

only god can judge me 

A phrase typically sported by swag fags, gangbangers, wannabe gangbangers, wiggers, drug addicts and the like in order to justify or enable their shitty habits or behaviors. This phrase is often uttered most by those who would be the last person you would think of when thinking of a disciple of God. The moral equivalent of starting a fight then saying, "You wouldn't hit someone with glasses, would you?"
"Hey, John. You should really stop sleeping with 15 year olds and using your Moms money on tattoos of your birth year."
"Stfu, nigga. Only God can judge me."
only god can judge me by BigRed527 December 11, 2014