Jetboat 

The act of farting on a Woman's breasts. Similar to a "motorboat" but with with added power and control. This act can be performed in a variety of settings but is best while both parties are crouched in a bathtub and wearing Captain's hats.

This act is usually followed by shame and uncomfortable eye contact. Jetboating is not recommended before family functions or important job interviews.

"Hey Zeke, I could really go for a Jetboat right about now"
"Oh yeah? I'll start the bath if you want to grab the Captain's hats"
"Wait! Tomorrow's Thanksgiving, maybe we shouldn't."

Jetboat by Stumpy Joe June 7, 2013

jetbaiting 

The act of furiously masturbating specifically to poorly photoshopped images of Jet, the sexy star of the 1990's British show Gladiators.

When we knocked on Mike's door to see if he would like to join us on a trip to the local pub, all we heard was a panicked shuffling of sand and a muffled yell of "Go away! I'm Jetbaiting!"

jetbaiting by BlueMeekel October 3, 2012

Jetbridging

Jet-bridging or Jet bridging, is the action of boarding a Long Haul Aircraft and keeping the passengers at the Jet bridge for a while until the Purser and Captain are ready for " real boarding".

This a rather inventive act, created by some Airline Supervisors in Dusseldorf international airport and it consists on starting the boarding process before the crew has given the “ok” for boarding.

The jet bridge is therefore used as a holding point to hold all Passengers and start the long boarding of 300 Passengers in the system.

With this method, the flights can be closed on time and station performance and on time performance increases exponentially.

Some interesting data:

B767 -209 Passengers

Record Time between commencing of the boarding process and flight closed / off blocks - 15min.

Captain: I guess we are running late today. What can be done to expedite the boarding process.

AA Supervisor: Let’s do some Jetbridging / Jet bridging
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Station ISC: one more day on time and we have the best on time performance in Europe.

Supervisor: Lets Jet bridge it!

Jetbridging by SKYWALKER AA December 20, 2018

jerboi 

1.) Your man. Or, your friend.

2.) Often times someone you "back" or "represent".
3.) This can also be you, referring to yourself in the 3rd person.

4.) This term can also be used in a derogatory sense, but in a sarcastic and often humorous way.

"Holler at Jerboi. He's the one bringing over the beers."

"I'm not sure Jerboi is handling his shit these days. I seen him maxing on some serious ho-ology at the bar last night"

"Jerboi is blowing it."

"Get at Jerboi, I told you I was feeling you already girl"

jerboi by typoscura April 18, 2010

Jewboi 

Someone who is the stereotype of a jew, usually with a big nose and a bigger wallet. These heathens are uncircumcised and have gold(termed as jewgold) hung around their neck for emergency and a fake one to throw off the scent.

That guy Justin is such a Jewboi.

Jewboi by 5lacker April 10, 2019

jetboom 

Jetboom is similiar to dick and twat and sometimes cunt can also be used to call somebody a theif, idiot or german bastard generally it is used to insult a person(s).

It can also be said like 'Jetfag' and is similar to 'Ugly Fishface'.

You are such a Jetboom!

jetboom by Facepunchstudios April 6, 2007

Jeaboi 

Pronounced as if you were a very large African American male, "Jeaboi" can be said to a to a friend of yours as if you are agreeing with their statement.

Shortening of the word "Yeah Boy", and taking internet spelling into consideration, "Jeaboi" is a slang way of pronouncing "Yeah Boy".

Yeah: Agreeing, as in "Yes".
Boy: A person relative to your conversation.

PERSON A: "Hello friend, lets play some basketball together!"

PERSON B: "Jeaboi"

Jeaboi by royalbatross September 22, 2010