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A child with down syndrome that likes to eat potted plants for breakfast and bites down on pillows and has 2 less chromosomes
That kid is a jahoot
jahoot by Plugins January 21, 2016
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Did you catch the game? The Raptors got absolutely jahootied.

Cody had so much to drink last night, that guy got straight jahootied!
Jahootied by sleepyprofessor December 10, 2020

Jahootie 

The breast or breasts of an overweight woman which is/(are) extremely large in size and smelly in oder.
That sweaty fat chick has some wicked jahooties!
Jahootie by Jahootie Crusher December 24, 2011
Hootch made by John is Jhootch
Jhootch by Dyxlazia Queen August 22, 2022

Jahootie. 

A piece of shit, (usually a car.) Any rusting hatchback or VWJetta that has no working doors, lacks brakes, and/or is filled with McDonald's bags more than a week old or moldy bagel bites. May have strange items in the back seat including a full wardrobe, a lifevest, a hotplate, computer parts, plastic pellet guns, mini fan, ect.
Usually, the scrap one is able to get for the car is worth more than you paid for it.
May or may not run while it is raining, and may not steer straight.
Look at that dude trying to get in his hatchback through the back window!

What a jahootie.
Jahootie. by Cissee October 15, 2008

Jehoovanation 

When you’re drunk and trying to say rejuvanation.
It’s a total jehoovanation me when I drink vodka
Jehoovanation by Goldie hyena October 5, 2019