Jacoub K

A skinny man who's very slow at running and is a goal keeper

I used to think i was slow then i met Jacoub K.

Jacoub K by Tomma.T August 25, 2016

Jacob K. 

Jacob K. Is the like the name of the awesomest guy that you could ever meet. Hes cute funny nice and describing how i love him would be like saying what water tastes like. completely immpossible! ;p

Jacob K.........AWESOME

Jacob K. by Hope** December 26, 2009

Jacob A. K 

A general cunt

dude: Hey man
Guy: Fuck off
dude: Damn, why are you such a jacob a. k

Jacob A. K by TheLegend1618 June 5, 2019

Jacob Kappa

Penetrating your partners ear then blowing your load in their nose while having a dildo in every hole. Then smacking the girl unconscious and start raping her all night.

Girl: " I didn't remember the Jacob Kappa last night"

Boy: "It was splendid"

Jacob Kappa by Destront January 12, 2015

Jacob Kendrick 

worlds most renowned philosopher and great scholar of this generation

when I grow up I want to be a jacob kendrick

Jacob Kendrick by jessssssssssss May 4, 2015

Jacob Kaplan

Is someone ok at sports. can cook ok. Is a leader.

Jacob Kaplan is a name!

Jacob Kaplan by Qaplan February 6, 2017

Jacob Kietty 

Jacob Kietty is one of the weirdest but greatest guys you will ever meet. He plays old man sports and soccer.

*do not be offended by this unless you understand the inside joke I have with a friend*

Dang that guy must be a Jacob Kietty he's playing golf!!

Jacob Kietty by Bob Huckleberry April 18, 2017