JAGL 

Just Another Generic Laptop
Pronounced: "Jaggle"

Comes from working in sales and seeing a million laptops all with the exact same chassis with 1 piece of hardware being marginally different.

Person 1: "Dude, the HP 70-116EA looks just like the HP 60-114EA and the HP 70-115EM, and in fact every other Compaq or HP laptop released in the last 12 months"

Person 2: "Yea, they are all JAGL's"

JAGL by Beeblebrox42 January 26, 2009

jagloader 

A jagloader is one who loads jags, in other words, is absolutely worthless. No one knows what a jag is, and no one cares. It has a nice ring to it, and thus may be used when you want an expletive that makes the listener uncomfortable and confused.

Example 1:

Mr. X: "I'm sorry, Bill, but your performance ratings have been down for some time now. We're going to have to let you go."

Bill: "That's okay. I was thinking about quitting anyway after I heard your wife was a jagloader."

Example 2:

Bill: "Those jagloaders down at the supermarket charged me double for these beans!"

Mr. X: "Snakes on a plane, man. Snakes on a plane."

jagloader by E. Johnson July 25, 2008

Jagle 

A breed of human that is very intellectual, and keen on European men. A very smart being who often is seen blurting out facts. Loved by everyone who gets to know this breed of human. Unique, but when you find them very lovable and probably one of the most kind people you will ever meet. Fond of polygamists relationships

Have you seen Jagle today? Yeah i saw her, she was just talking about literature to all of her many fans

Jagle by MysteryMan Sanchez October 15, 2010

jaglal 

the tip of an infected penis

HOLY SHIT BRO! Your Jaglal is pussing like crazy, get that thing checked.

jaglal by Josefuego September 21, 2017

jagleflipe

(Ja-Gale-Fly-Pe) To murder some one with you'r genitalia.

Medical Examiner: He took a direct jagleflipe to the head

jagleflipe by TExasinSTRUMants July 11, 2015

jaglizzy 

jaglizzy exists as the absolute incarnation of amazement. His wisdom and wonder is surpassed by almost nothing else. The United Nations gasps as he enters their jurisdiction. There is only one jaglizzy. If an individual claims their identity to be jaglizzy, they are wrong.

Yeah, it's me, jaglizzy.

jaglizzy by yakek October 1, 2020

jagla 

the title given to the person who is able to attract the female sex with the greatest of ease. Usually associated with 5 or more girls that exemplify the word "beauty". Known as a heartbreaker in that he makes each individual girl feel as if she is the only one in his life when in fact she is simply being "juggled". Also blessed with the complete knowledge of everything that pertains to the universe. Whether the subject is geography or ecology, "da jagla" knowest all. If life was a game, he would be recognized as the ultimate player. As popularly stated when describing "da jagla", "every boy wants to be in his shoes, and every man wants to be in his missess".

Interesting fact: the title of "da jagla" is selected by the Priory of Slapabitch and the Pimpinainteasy Association.

Notable past Jaglas:
-Jesus
-Bill Walton
-Doyle Brunson

Present Jagla:
Jordan O.(1988-?)

jagla by uclabruin31 July 25, 2006