Inceptibate 

inceptibate (v.)- An “Inception” type of masturbation. The act of masturbating to a picture of yourself masturbating to a picture of yourself masturbating.

"That douche is so full of himself, he probably inceptibates twice a day, and three times on Sunday."

Inceptibate by sweendawg58 August 7, 2012

investibate 

The act of investigating a pornography site in order to determine it's quality (usually through masturbation).

"Give me the URL of that site, I'll investibate it later."

investibate by cantstopwontstoppp April 16, 2009

Incestigate 

When a sibling detective squad hooks up with each other during or after an investigation.

After solving the Mystery of the mysterious mystery, The Hardy Boys went back to their place to Incestigate. All Night Long.

Incestigate by androoxc November 2, 2009

Inceptabation

1) noun - The male's role in conception.
2) noun - Performing unspeakable acts in another's dream.
3) noun - Getting a hard on from the idea of Inception.

"-Oh man...... I totally inceptabated my wife last night.... I hope it's a boy...
-Inceptabated?
-Yeah, you know, 'Inceptabation,' the guy's part of getting a girl prego."

"-I was having this completely normal dream last night, and then Elliott came along and inceptabated it!"

"-What if you get a hard on from getting a hard on at the idea of performing unspeakable acts in another's dream?
...INCEPTABATIONCEPTION"

Inceptabation by Wild Wilder October 26, 2011

incentivate 

To motivate, same as incentivize, but it sounds better.

We're going to incentivate the employees with cash rewards, raises, promotions and holidays.

incentivate by Dipshito May 7, 2007

incestigate 

The act of passionately searching for phat loots for the game World of Warcraft.

What drops in that instance? I shall incestigate for the drops!

incestigate by MainTankRespectIt February 10, 2007

incestimate 

Any evaluation of a number by a company of its own data in its own best interest.

Twitter incestimated in a filing on Monday that false or spam accounts represented fewer than 5% of it's monetizable daily active users - Reuters.com

incestimate by rev matt May 13, 2022