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Short for: If I Had A Penis Plan

When a female gives a male advice on how he should deal with a specific problem/ situation.
Guy: It is so expensive to go out in NYC.

Girl: Why don't you just pregame hard then go out.

Guy: I'm not a chick, I don't get drinks bought for me after the pregame.

Girl: Well that's what I would do in your situation.

Guy: So is that your IHAPP for not spending a lot when you go out?
IHAPP by m.fucci November 13, 2009
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Inappropro 

Something that is ridiculously inappropriate.
When Lauren, Megan, and Sarah get drunk and start dancing, things get really inappropro really fast.
Inappropro by Muldee August 18, 2008

Inappropreality 

Ina-pro-pre-ality

Inappropriate realness

A bitchy or sassy way of calling someone or something out for being way too rude, sexually or dramatic
Guy A- Oh my, is he actually sucking that tramp off in there

Guy B- indeed he’s got a real case of inappropreality going on

Guy A- you know it gurl

Inappropriate Affect Police 

A sardonic term for clinical psychologists who have, somewhere along the line, been made the arbiters of whether or not an expression of emotion is appropriate in any given situation.
I have a brilliant idea, let’s make some doctoral degreed wacka-wackas into the world’s foremost Inappropriate Affect Police!

inappropriate tom 

Person prone to making vulgar, sexual comments or gestures lowering the tone of normal social situations.
During a civilized dinner:
Person 1: "Would you rather suck off that guy over there or a horse?"
Person 2: "That's disgusting, you're such an inappropriate tom"

inappropirate

(adj.) a word used to describe one who is acting pirate-like at a time when it is unsuitable to do so.

(n.) one who is being pirate like at a time when it is unsuitable to do so.
She's being such an inappropirate! It is neither Talk like a Pirate day, nor Halloween! Who does she think she is?
inappropirate by monikawithak February 4, 2010

totes inappropes 

An adjective describing something that is beyond inappropriate. It is so inappropriate that it is totes inappropes.
Look at the naked man on the street humping a mailbox. That's totes inappropes.