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Short for: If I Had A Penis Plan

When a female gives a male advice on how he should deal with a specific problem/ situation.
Guy: It is so expensive to go out in NYC.

Girl: Why don't you just pregame hard then go out.

Guy: I'm not a chick, I don't get drinks bought for me after the pregame.

Girl: Well that's what I would do in your situation.

Guy: So is that your IHAPP for not spending a lot when you go out?
IHAPP by m.fucci November 13, 2009
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Inappropro 

Something that is ridiculously inappropriate.
When Lauren, Megan, and Sarah get drunk and start dancing, things get really inappropro really fast.
Inappropro by Muldee August 18, 2008

Inappropreality 

Ina-pro-pre-ality

Inappropriate realness

A bitchy or sassy way of calling someone or something out for being way too rude, sexually or dramatic
Guy A- Oh my, is he actually sucking that tramp off in there

Guy B- indeed he’s got a real case of inappropreality going on

Guy A- you know it gurl

Inappropriate Affect Police 

A sardonic term for clinical psychologists who have, somewhere along the line, been made the arbiters of whether or not an expression of emotion is appropriate in any given situation.
I have a brilliant idea, let’s make some doctoral degreed wacka-wackas into the world’s foremost Inappropriate Affect Police!

inappropriate tom 

Person prone to making vulgar, sexual comments or gestures lowering the tone of normal social situations.
During a civilized dinner:
Person 1: "Would you rather suck off that guy over there or a horse?"
Person 2: "That's disgusting, you're such an inappropriate tom"
inappropriate tom by wotsit89 May 14, 2009

inappropirate

(adj.) a word used to describe one who is acting pirate-like at a time when it is unsuitable to do so.

(n.) one who is being pirate like at a time when it is unsuitable to do so.
She's being such an inappropirate! It is neither Talk like a Pirate day, nor Halloween! Who does she think she is?
inappropirate by monikawithak February 4, 2010

totes inappropes 

An adjective describing something that is beyond inappropriate. It is so inappropriate that it is totes inappropes.
Look at the naked man on the street humping a mailbox. That's totes inappropes.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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