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Giving your dominant hand a release from wacking off...
Damn Jeb, why ya holding both hands out like that?

Ahh, my right hand just got so achy I needed to give myself a handwich...
handwich by flockit February 13, 2015

Second-Handwich 

When you eat the other half of someone else's unwanted sandwich.
John ate Katie's second-handwich because he didn't bring a lunch to work.
Second-Handwich by k8t419 November 12, 2011

sam handwich 

a crime fighting super hero, whose true identity is ham sandwich
look up in the sky..its a bird...its a ham sandwich, wait no its sam handwich
sam handwich by K1llerm1ke December 31, 2008
The ingredients of a sandwich, sans bread, created in ones own hand for eating pleasure.
Hey man sorry i cant kick it today, im eating so many handwiches
Handwich by Psychedelic Sloth October 1, 2018
When a girl is sandwiched between two guys, and giving them each a handjob.
Hannah is such a slut, i saw her give a handwich at Luke's party.
handwich by Tigerpants June 9, 2009

hangwichu 

A guy who says he wants to "hangwichu" immediately after having had sex with you.
He said, "I want to hangwichu, baby." I told him "no fucking way, dude. It was just sex. If you can't speak proper English I sure as hell don't want to "hangwichu."
hangwichu by Bagitbabe October 10, 2008