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Demonstrating your intention and desire to perform a carnal act with one or more members of the sex to which you are most attracted.
Did you see Charlie talking to Linda and that hen do party she was with? he was really horning at them.
Horning by Snikks July 22, 2011
Verb: to be horny in the morning; to be mentally or physically aroused before getting out of bed. Non-gender specific term, so both men and women can engage in horning.
Look at my roommate with a huge stiffy under his sheets... he is totally horning this morning! Instead of getting out of bed in the morning, she decided to lay there a few extra minutes horning over the boy she met that weekend.
horning by kels83 January 2, 2012
Where all white girls that are not in flight act like they are ghetto

Where all kids are “depressed
Flight kids are all white

“Most ghetto school”
All the boys that are not in flight act like they are in a gang

The duel language kids are weird
Has 91 horing ship pages

Success is not a tradition here
Horning is not fun at all
Horning by Xxxagon October 17, 2019
receive a massage from a 'horned' animal
i like horning best when sitting by the pool receiving a massage from a rhino
horning by giraffe1 December 31, 2007
horning

verb, horninged, horning, noun

to bump your unicorn protuberance into various objects or persons, usually affectionately.
That was a great horning, Charlie!
horning by mandaofthenarwhal February 24, 2011
Horning - verb. The act of using a Shofar (ram's horn) to wake up, surprise, or spook an otherwise unsuspecting victim. Popularized in a viral video uploaded to the web in January 2013.
"We tried Horning Kim last night, but we laughed too much and she heard us."

"Dude, we could barely fuckin breathe after we horned Jordan last night, we were laughing so much. I think he was convulsing so hard that his synapses were fried."
Horning by Dreamy_Dave January 16, 2013