Hookered 

Describes a technical system in which a change in any node will negatively affect other nodes.

You change your email password and then your emails get erased, you can't login to the network, and someone took your keyboard.

"The whole office is hookered!"

Hookered by justowen April 29, 2010

Hookered 

To get scammed. You think you’re getting one thing and get another. Ol’ switcharoo. Proper fucked.

That dr said my appointment was at 9:15 and he didn’t see me till 11. That asshole hookered me

Hookered by Adachaliee April 8, 2021

Hookered 

To get scammed. You think you’re getting one thing and get another. Ol’ switcharoo. Proper fucked.

That dr said my appointment was at 9:15 and he didn’t see me till 11. That asshole hookered me

Hookered by Adachaliee April 8, 2021

hookered out 

when males or females (most of the time females) wear outfits that are EXTENSIVELY provocative to the mall.

The chick wearing the wicked wicked wicked wicked wicked short, wicked wicked wicked wicked wicked wicked tight shorts that made her have to walk funny was totally hookered out, and i was going to ask her if she was really a hooker, and if she wasnt a hooker, what the hell was she thinking?

hookered out by core J August 29, 2005

Hoovered

Successfully blackmailed back into a romantic relationship by someone who used serious threats of suicide, self-harm, or threats of false criminal accusations. This act is often associated with people suffering from Borderline Personality Disorder and other personality disorders (see hoover)

She hoovered me back by saying she would kill herself if I didn't love her. What else could I do?

Hoovered by Auntie-Nyms September 22, 2010

Hoovered

When a person continues or even increases suction while performing felacio after orgasim and the joy become pain after being sucked dry.

Did you hear about George? He got hoovered last night and it was so painful he called in sick.

Hoovered by The Doctor of NY January 21, 2021

de-honkered 

Definition 1~ When a woman gets her breast implants removed or gets a breast reduction.

Definition 2~ When you slice the beak off of a Canadian goose with a machete.

"What happened to Tina's huge tits?"
"Oh yeah, that bitch got de-honkered due to back problems."

de-honkered by Donnie Bridle June 22, 2022