Hippenis 

A dirty, scruffy-looking penis belonging to a hippie

Tom: "How was that Jefferson Airplane concert you went to?"

Mke: "It was going great, until this chick started putting random hippenises in her mouth"

Hippenis by Kavlios April 30, 2012

Happenis

Happenis (pronounced Happiness) is the erection of a penis. Men are typically not held accountable for their actions as this condition usually leads them into relationships that otherwise they would avoid.

“What is happenis? I have a hard on… then yes - this must be love”.

Happenis by Sex and the Sunday Morning Woody July 9, 2006

Hippensteel 

An Amazing ass name that means sexy people that are usually funny, and live long.

Holy shit, he's a Hippensteel!!

Hippensteel by truthfulshit November 25, 2011

Happenis

A clothing company based in Orlando, Florida, that uses an erect Penis as its logo.

Wow, sweet shirt! Did that come from Happenis?
Yep.

Happenis by CelticsFan69 October 9, 2008

Happenis

It means that you are happy by dick.

My mom: You know what this dick fills me with? HAPPENIS.

Happenis by *Jorge* September 17, 2020

Happenis

The inner meaning of the word happiness

“Dude I’m so full of happiness right now!”

“Dude you mean your full of Happenis!!!”

Happenis by Happenises October 12, 2019

Happenis

When you have a very happy penis.

“what happened to my penis, it was so happy. Im no longer experiencing happenis."

Happenis by Verlaine Stain June 27, 2014