He.M.S. 

Male equivalent of the female's P.M.S.

David: "Damn, what the hell is wrong w/ AP today? He's being a total ass!"
Andrew: "Dude, I know. He's been He.M.S.-ing all week."

He.M.S. by Couzin and Cuz November 26, 2007

He-M.S

When a guy is PMS-ing. When he is acting like a bitch.

Frank: Shut up Perry you don't know shit!
Perry: Dude chill-out, you're He-M.S-ing!

He-M.S by Frankietown December 9, 2008

I'm/he's/she's a Christian, so you can trust me/him/her 

All the more reason not to trust the person... if the fact that someone is a "born-aginner" even has to be mentioned, then there must be something less-than-honest/honorable that said supposedly-clean-living person has to hide --- "methinks he doth protest too much"!

I have seldom if ever had any more luck with the honesty/integrity/consistency/reliability/kindness of someone about whom I was solemnly assured that, "I'm/he's/she's a Christian, so you can trust me/him/her"... in fact, if anything, these stuck-up Bible-thunpers often seem to be even BIGGER a**h**es than their "non-believer" counterparts! They think that "God will forgive them" for anything they do, and so they make little true effort to keep their word or otherwise treat their fellow humans with even basic decency.

I'm/he's/she's a Christian, so you can trust me/him/her by QuacksO July 27, 2019

I'm he's 

I'm he's is a very nice discord besti and a nice person

"omg you're such an "I'm he's"!"

I'm he's by Manfrickyouandyourdaughter March 3, 2021

He travels, he seeks the p a r m e s a n 

literally just a photo of an egg with 7 legs and an eye walking across a barren landscape who’s goal is to find the
p a r m e s a n

-pretty meaningless
-surreal memeology

Bystander: Anon do where is the par—

Anon: He travels, he seeks the p a r m e s a n

He travels, he seeks the p a r m e s a n by highkey spittin straight facts November 17, 2019

he's catching on, I'm telling ya 

In reference to Ron Paul's first tv ad for the Republican New Hampshire Primaries.

When this comment is spoken/written, it is meant to be funny.

(As seen in online message boards) Did you see that Ron Paul has 60,000 members in meetup groups? He's catching on, I'm telling ya.

he's catching on, I'm telling ya by Angel Messenger November 25, 2007

If he's still in, I'm still in 

A phrase used in reddit referencing that if the legend u/DeepFuckingValue holds $GME stonks, everybody holds.

Ohh he has made 50 million and still hasn't sold??!, then if He's still in, I'm still in.

If he's still in, I'm still in by Normal_dude January 30, 2021