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half hard dick 

i ) A half erect penis.

ii) Something that is useless

iii) Something that appears to be on its way to being useful, but isn't

iv) Something that possesses all the drawbacks, and none of the advantages of a given phenomenon
Steve : Did you get a raise at work ?

Dave : Yes, but only $2,000

Steve : That's like $50 a paycheck after taxes

Dave : It's about as useful as a half hard dick.
half hard dick by The Rockit February 9, 2010

half a happy dick

A phrase used to describe when people absolutely do not care.
Jeff Bezos surely does not give half a happy dick if people have nowhere to put their shopping carts after they shop at Whole Paycheck.

dick-and-a-half 

A detestable megalomaniac whose character flaws and negative impact are blatantly obvious and unavoidable.
Fred is a fucking dick-and-a-half! He ruined the forum for everyone by trying to be a control freak and playing God!
dick-and-a-half by Rock Cowles March 21, 2007

dick and a half 

dick and a half, noun: A detestable megalomaniac whose character flaws and negative impact are blatantly obvious and unavoidable. Often preceded by "fucking" for added emphasis.
Mike is a fucking dick and a half! He ruined the afternoon for everyone by trying to be a control freak and playing God!
dick and a half by Kowulz April 11, 2007

dick ‘n a half 

A dick ‘n a half isn’t a dick sewed onto half a dick. It’s actually a term for a dick so large, it transcends time and space. If you tell someone to suck a dick ‘n a half. It means you are telling them that they are the biggest cuck known in all of the multiverse.
“Go suck a dick ‘n a half!”

“*loud gasp*”

Dick-and-a-half 

Where did we park the car? Ah fuck, it's a dick-and-a-half away!!
Dick-and-a-half by Tarwen March 21, 2019