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Gooey Stuff 

The stuff that your partner does that makes you all gooey inside. For some it can be flowers, candy, a kiss on the temple. For others it can take the form of a command or strategic binds that leave you completely at his mercy.
That sucks that your Valentine's Day didn't consist of all the gooey stuff you were hoping for. What a drag. My man took complete control of me last night, all that gooey stuff made me weepy after he left.
Gooey Stuff by MonkeyJenn February 25, 2009

Gooey Sanchez 

1: You get a sock (preferably a long soccer sock)

2: Take a large crap in the sock

3: Wet the sock down with fluids if it is not gooey

4: Swing the sock at someone

Note: If it works properly it should leave a large brown mark and make a splatter on the persons shirt

That is a Gooey Sanchez
"why did you swing that gooey sh*t at me man!"

Loosey Goosey Solution 

When a girl has a really loose vagina and you stick your hand inside along with your dick and jerk off inside.
My wife had a baby the other day, she let me perform the loosey goosey fix on that dialation. And that's the loosey goosey solution

Gooey Smore

The act of one male ejaculating on another males taint area and proceeding to cock slap the taint.
My boyfriend Florian gave me a glorious gooey smore last night.

gooey sunrise

When you wake up your girl by giving her a facial (ejaculate on her face).
The bitch was passed out so I gave her a gooey sunrise to get her out of bed.
gooey sunrise by rifkin December 3, 2007

gooey sauce 

Song and dance by CoachDaGhost
Yoooo Perticones gooey sauce is so sturdy
gooey sauce by Macchio1 February 13, 2021