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Claude Giroux

Forward for the Philadelphia Flyers. Man of a Million Moves. Rapes everyone on the ice. He even once ate a kodiak bear with all three of his hands tied behind his back.
Claude Giroux had two goals and two assists against the Senators. He fucking raped that team raw

brandon giroux 

the sexiest sex machine in the world. he will soon be the next hugh heffner.
brandon giroux by moonpoo7 November 11, 2011

Loup-Garoux

The French term for werewolf. Unlike the werewolf legends, Loup-Garoux can turn at will. The Full Moon has no effect on them whatsoever. You cannot become a Loup-Garoux. You are either born one, or not. Silver can kill them. So can normal bullets, piercing through the heart-as is done with vampires-, and fire. They are not cursed, but blessed. They are more powerful than man, more powerful than beast. It is said that when they turn, they are not the disfigured hairy beasts society has made them out to be, but beautiful creatures. They look just like wolves, but slightly larger. They are mentioned in the book Blood and Chocolate, and also in the movie of that novel.
I sometimes wish I was born a Loup-Garoux, so I could murder my gym teacher. ^_^

Girouxing 

To repeatly grope the buttocks of a male stranger in a public environment.
"I like music, movies, long walks on the beach, and sometimes I like to go girouxing on friday nights!"

"Oh, my black eye? Yeh.. I totally girouxed the wrong guy last night!"
Girouxing by Macabre Suishi July 3, 2014
To be extremely inconsistant and unpredictable.
Lately I have been extremely giroud on my math tests without studying.
giroud by giourdlover101 July 30, 2017
An underappreciated worker who's incredible abilities are overlooked simply because of his incredibly good looks.
Person 1: That guy is such a Giroud, he's complete trash at his job the only thing saving him is that hes sexy as fuck.
Giroud by smedsc June 22, 2017