Ghost Pepper 

A ghost pepper is 100 times hotter than the habanero. Basically it feels like rimming the devil after he eats mexican. Shitting one out feels like hot lava with chunks of razors flying 300 mph out of your asshole. Indians put these on fences to control wild elephants. Also known as Satan Testicals, Hell Peppers, and Weapons of Ass Destruction.

Dumbass: I'm going to eat this bright ass pepper!

Satan: Would you mind licking my nuts when you're done back there?

Dumbass: WHY THE FUCK DID I DO THIS!?!?

Satan: (Laughs) Ghost Pepper. My greatest invention, up there with the incest and murder.

Ghost Pepper by juicebear February 15, 2014

Ghost Pepper 

An absurdly spicy chili pepper that people still continue to use in cooking, despite the fact consuming one will make you feel as though you just opened a gateway to Hell inside of you

I ate a ghost pepper, and now I have flames shooting out of my asshole

Ghost Pepper by Metallicajunkie October 13, 2018

ghost pepper 

This pepper is 100 times as hot as the Habenaro Chili Pepper. So, this chili is also referred to as 'The Chuck Norris Breath Mint'

1. Hey, man, I bet you won't eat that Ghost Pepper!
2. Fuck no!
1. I bet chuck norris would!

ghost pepper by Turraaayyy. September 25, 2011

Ghost Pepper 

A smoking hot red headed woman that you would like to insert your penis into with or without consent.

Oh man did you see that bitty piece, such a ghost pepper.

I'd love for that ghost pepper to sit on my face.

Ghost Pepper by Cat Mohen May 28, 2012

Ghost Pepper 

A male/female that quietly has a wild and fiery sex life.

Jazz was a very quiet person, little did they know he was a ghost pepper.

Ghost Pepper by BrodyMontana December 14, 2021

Ghost Pepper 

A private male/female situationship that is centered around fiery sexual interactions.

She’s my ghost pepper.

Ghost Pepper by BrodyMontana December 14, 2021

ghost pepper salsa 

The act of violently shitting diarrhea during a period of sex. This usually hits both participants in and brings the sex to a screeching halt.

Fuck, I shouldn't have had Taco Bell. I gave my girl ghost pepper salsa on accident.

ghost pepper salsa by AN0SEater December 22, 2020