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Ghost Pepper

A ghost pepper is 100 times hotter than the habanero. Basically it feels like rimming the devil after he eats mexican. Shitting one out feels like hot lava with chunks of razors flying 300 mph out of your asshole. Indians put these on fences to control wild elephants. Also known as Satan Testicals, Hell Peppers, and Weapons of Ass Destruction.

Dumbass: I'm going to eat this bright ass pepper!

Satan: Would you mind licking my nuts when you're done back there?

Dumbass: WHY THE FUCK DID I DO THIS!?!?

Satan: (Laughs) Ghost Pepper. My greatest invention, up there with the incest and murder.

by juicebear February 15, 2014