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Ghettocure 

When your pedicure is chipped but you have no time or money to get it redone so you paint over it to get by

The act of fixing things in a cheap and aesthetically not pleasing way
Damn I have a date in half an hour and my toenail chipped. I'm just gonna ghettocure that sh$@)

My dresser drawer broke so I just ghettocured it with some duct tape.

My car window won't roll up, so I ghetto cured it with a garbage bag and tape

My fence broke and I can't afford a new one so I ghettocured it with rope.
Ghettocure by LL Housewife March 11, 2013

Ghettogreens 

A Drug Store chain located in an adventurous neighborhood.
Derived from the name of a well known drug store chain, Walgreens.

"I'm going down to Ghettogreens to get my prescription filled."
Ghettogreens by Tina Marie July 29, 2005

Ghettouflage 

1. A veneer of lesser objects, distracting a viewer from the quality, or value, underneath. 2. Anything that soft-pedals a potentially desirable object that may otherwise standout. 3. Something intended to cloak a treasure. 4. Seeming valueless 5. Illusion, or slight-of-hand, through placement of objects.

Note: Camoflauge is a known common misspelling for the word Camouflage. Thus, Ghettouflage is the proper spelling.
Homeboy's ghettouflage radically changed the appearance of his, high-end, glossy, new Bianchi cyclocross bike. He had pasted assorted stickers across most of bike's surface. Only time will tell if that helps protect it from a ghetto gank, considering current ghettonomics at the dawn of this humble year 2010.
Ghettouflage by Abe Broham February 14, 2009

Ghettourmet 

A combination of low-value or 'ghetto' foods combined to make a decent meal.
This ramen with cheese and hot sauce is pretty damn good, ghettourmet at its finest!

Ghettobulary 

The Vocabulary of people who speak or say Ebonics (which in most cases is considered "Ghetto")/slangs.
Shaniqua is difficult to understand at times because of her Ghettobulary.
Ghettobulary by UnicRodie July 12, 2010

ghettoguistics

The study of the ghetto, structure, and variation of the ghetto language, including phonetics, phonology, morphology, syntax, semantics, sociolinguistics, and pragmatics. To be able to talk street.
Dam son, u best get the fawk off my shit negroid, who the fawk u think u punkin. Smack fire out yo ass biznatch..
ghettoguistics by ohyeah December 31, 2003