Gertrude's Law 

Hamlet's mother, Gertrude, is famous for her quote "The lady doth protest too much, methinks". Gertrude's Law states that if a person is overly passionate about condemning a certain lifestyle choice, they most likely engage in that lifestyle secretly. Some notable examples are Jimmy Swaggart, Ted Haggard, and most recently Arifinto, an Indonesian MP who helped pass an anti-pornography law. He was later photographed looking at porn on his iPad during a parliamentary debate.

That family values preacher just got caught at a glory hole. It looks like further proof of Gertrude's Law.

Gertrude's Law by neyolojisms April 29, 2011

St. Gertrude's

An all-girls, Catholic high school in Richmond. Here, young ladies are able to be successful academically, artistically, and athletically without their mommies and daddies having to pay an insane amount of money for a wonderful education. Many of these “dirty Gerties”, a name which used to be offensive but now is embraced by the entire student community, live the good life in high school, especially when attending parties, where they always making sure that their presence is well known. They can drink any other girl under the table, including the young men.. er women? of Saint Catherine’s.
Their uniforms consist of a green, plaid skirt, brown tie shoes, and a white Oxford blouse. These simple uniforms are a favorite among all men, except those at Saint Christopher’s due to their homosexual nature and their repulsive attraction to the fugly Saint Catherine’s girls.
Their brother school down the street, Benedictine, is an all boys military school that specializes in dominating over any other school, especially when it comes to basketball.

Dirty Gertie #1: What if you went to Saint Catherine’s?
Dirty Gertie #2: I’d hang myself.

Saint Catherine’s Girl #1: OMG my daddy just like TOTALLY bought me this bitchin’ new car that I don’t need but had to have, another North Face, and Kate Spade. Too bad he’s bangin’ my boyfriend from Saint Chris…
Saint Catherine’s Girl #2: Ya too bad… O well! Let’s go pop a couple Aderol, suck down as much Starbucks and cock as we can, and see if we can get any bigger egos to compensate for the lack of what we can offer to the world. Want to?
Saint Catherine’s Girl #3: Screw that! I’m up for a party where we can all get real drunk off of two beers or a glass of wine
Saint Catherine’s Girl #1: OMG that’ll like TOTALLY cheer me up. Maybe if we’re lucky, some guy will get hammered enough to hook up with us or maybe we can get like a roofie and pretend we don’t remember.
Saint Catherine’s Girl #2: That’s be SO awesome. Or better yet, why don’t we just go dome on the tennis court like we usually do?
Saint Catherine’s Girl #3: Ummm… we have to wait on that... My dad and my boyfriend are out there right now.

St. Gertrude's by Dirty Gertie January 24, 2005

St. Gertrude's

better than st catherines... PERIOD.

.. i dont need an example.. just ask everyone

St. Gertrude's by saints beat it January 26, 2005

St. Gertrude's

Why doesn't everyone just shut up and stop insulting each other. Who cares who is prettier if you are all bitches. Try to be nice for once and get along.

Everyone is trying to make their school look better but just ends up looking more stupid.

St. Gertrude's by fedupwiththis January 31, 2005

Gertrude's Law 

Based on Shakespeare's "Hamlet", this is an adaptation of "The lady doth protest too much, methinks." It can be used for when anti-homosexual priests get caught having sex with male escorts or, more generally, when somebody fights against a proclivity that they, themselves, engage in.

Ted Haggard got busted with a rent-a-boy! I guess it's another case of Gertrude's Law.

Gertrude's Law by neolojisms April 29, 2011

St. Gertrude's

The hottest girls in plaid skirts and white blouses in all of Virginia.They have good "values" and know exactly how to have fun. They throw the best parties and always get the guys that St. Catherine's girls wish they had. Guys from BHS, St Chris, Colleigate, Woodberry, and Trinity all love gerties and know that they are the coolest girls in VA.

Gerties have those cute little plaid skirts!

They know how to control themselves, unlike other girls in Richmond

St. Gertrude's by Gertiiie January 24, 2005

St. Gertrude's

I'm sorry, but do yall really care that much about attacking other schools. Not to be hypocritical, but everyone on this site needs to get a life. I'm sick of people writing mean stuff about each others school when they dont even know what they are talking ab.

Hi i go to (Blank) and i have no life because i sit on urban dictionary and make up mean defintions about rival schools.
It's only highschool... please grow up!

St. Gertrude's by Sick of this at St. Cat's February 3, 2005