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Definition: When you ask someone for help, but they always say they are too busy to assist even though you never actually see them do any work.

Background: Corporate America - A guy at work (we all have them) who always says he is 'working 130%' yet you never see him doing anything.
"I asked for the very important, much needed info for the new project, but was Gerharded."
Gerharded by Oh God, Why me? August 12, 2004
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The most amazing guy you'll ever meet. If you meet him you'll want to hold onto him for a lifetime and never let go. He's always got something to say to make a girl feel special. He's super cute and always sweet. A good kisser. Best baseball player ever.
Girl: look at that cute guy!

othergirl: he's a Gerhard
Gerhard by AyeCaramba February 14, 2010

gernarled-dog 

a hot dog where the toppings are put on before the sausage. Invented back in 97’ by Purplebh
person 1: “I was just goofing around at 7Elevern and i think i did something 😳”
person 2: “Pretty sure that’s a gernarled-dog that was invented in 97 by purplebh”
gernarled-dog by Andalyn October 16, 2021

Gerhard Fourie

The resultant by product of the cross contamination of the jock and nerd chromosomes. He enjoys playing football, preferably Rugby Union while carrying the perpetual laws of physics in his headgear.
He enjoys copious amounts of alcohol while studying the effects of alcohol on the human body for biology. All in all Gerhard Fourie is the Isaac Newton of the South Africans.
"According to Newton's Law of Momentum p=mv,
I will be transferring 100 kg x 4 m/s = 400 kg ms^-1 of momentum into the tackler, schquare"-Gerhard Fourie while playing football
Gerhard Fourie by Paduan Scquare October 19, 2008
Has two meanings, the first of which is simply thieved. The second, which is slightly more complicated I must warn you all, is to be knackered for the next couple of months.
Where's me hubcaps? Oh, they've been Gerrarded!

Gerhardt 

A German name which I solely own amongst the entirety of humanity and had to make an urban dictionary entry for.
"Hi, my name is Gerhardt."
"Garret?"
No, Gerhardt.
Gerhardt by $GMUNNAY$ June 7, 2019