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when you get your tip tickled and booty lickled by a lowkey evil man thats gonna bec made into a tshirt
"Yo you hear that jupiter got futured?"
"yeah, but dw hes make sure the guy gets jupitered"
futured by JupiterCoyote September 9, 2024

back to the futured 

When your future son goes back in time on a dangerous journey to get you to fuck out of your loser self so you dont't give your would-be family a shitty life with a shitty loser father
"He back to the futured me,ya,i don't think i will be on facebook anymore."
back to the futured by sharc September 13, 2014

futurebound 

When you are expecting something to happen in the future, what actually makes you feel happy because its bound with you.

The word used by EDEN in his song End Credits.
Me and her, we could forever be futurebound!
futurebound by Lip H. April 15, 2017

future hendrix 

the best trap rapper out there. he drops new music all the time, and you can tell he really enjoys doing it.
future hendrix by futurespast June 21, 2016

Always in motion is the future… 

Always in motion is the future… The greatest popular culture utterance foregrounding the principle of metaphysical uncertainty ever spoken in a movie designed for mass consumption.

This was Yoda’s answer to the question about the outcome of Luke Skywalker’s Jedi training; and, Like's eventual intervention in THE REBELLION in the movie: The Empire Strikes Back.

Ironically, the Star Was franchise itself falls into the catagory of a future in motion that couldn’t have been foreseen.

Who could have predicted that a movie that was essentially a space Western, samurai movie, made in the tradition of Flash Gordon serials, would spawn the summer blockbuster movie phenomenon?

Who I ask!!!!????

No one could!!!! Because: Always in motion is the future…

No matter how prescient one is, the outcome of any situation is influenced by many random unforeseen forces that cannot be predicted.

And, even when the unforeseen forces are made apparent; and, a new situation arises; this also generates a new blind spots and new random chaotic elements.

Who cold have predicted Jar Jar Binks — the most hated character in the Star Wars franchise.

No one I tell you!!!! NO ONE!!!!!!

FUCK THAT STEP AND FETCH IT COMIC RELIFE DEMI-RASTAMAN!!!! FUCK HIM!!!!!!!!!!

Always in motion is the future…
In 1977 we all asked if the Star Wars movie would have sequel and spawn a huge franchise. At the end of that tumultuous summer, the only answer possible answer back then was: Always in motion is the future…

He's the future

The way of saying "I love him" but no homo.

In Voltron Legendary Defender, season 7 episode 4, "The Feud", the paladins of Voltron were told to choose the one person on the team that they wanted to get to leave the game and be safe. Lance McClain chose Keith Kogane. When Bob, the game show host asks why he chose Keith, Lance answers "He's our leader, plus he's half Galra, so I think he's, like, the future," while having soft eyes at Keith and blushing very slightly. This clearly meant something more because right after, Keith is acting very defensive.
Bob: Lance, who got your vote?
Lance: I voted for Keith. He's our leader, plus he half Galra, so I think he's, like, the future.
or

Guy 1: He's the future
Guy 2: You love him don't you?
Guy 1: Yeah... I do
He's the future by DaniTheAlpaca September 30, 2018