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Frogmobile 

Any vehicle made in France, usually a car. They are not known for their reliability, if you make a mistake of buying one, you are guaranteed to get a lot of small problems in addition to big ones. When it comes to maintenance and repairs, they are nightmares for mechanics.

The definition of a frogmobile doesn't only apply to vehicles made in France. There's a province in Canada called Quebec where e.g. the most of Ski-Doo sleds are made, fortunately sleds aren't as hopeless cases as French cars, it is largely due to the fact that their engines are manufactured in Austria, whose greatest gift to humankind was a certain Herr Hitler. Originally the factory was located in Dresden, Germany, but the factory and most of the city were wiped out in a couple of days in the bombings of February 1945, thanks to the immigrant Hitler. The Quebecers consider themselves as the inventors of the snowmobile, although it's not so clear-cut, they also tend to buy smaller companies and then claim all inventions as their own, or they just simply copy the innovation of a small competitor, knowing that they themself can afford years of legal battle in court, but which is impossible for a smaller opponent. But hey, let's face it; they probably invented the wheel before Mesopotamian civilization, not to mention the rubber track.
Talking about frogmobiles - when frogs are amphibians, are they possibly also the inventors of amphibious vehicles?
Frogmobile by O. W. Tongueincheek December 28, 2022
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A relatively infamous user on a cursed fortnite subreddit. He joined the official discord server of the subreddit but quickly got banned for being under discord TOS age. He has a vore fetish, among other things. He continues to illegally ERP on an alternate server run by some members of the cursed fortnite server. This is awful in itself, and to put the icing on the cake, several have advised the owners of the alternate server to ban him as he is below TOS age All of these recommendations to ban FrogJog have been ignored, despite the activity he partakes in there on the daily being absolutely disgusting, not to mention against Discord's Terms of Service.
Person 1: Man, remember that guy FrogJogYT?

Person 2: Oh yeah, didn't he have a vore fetish?
Person 1: Yeah... disgusting.
when your ballsack is so saggy that when you sit on the toilet your balls bob above the water like little booeys and when you go to flush they get sucked down and you're stuck.
"Holy shit man, i just got flogjobbed!"
flogjob by missbitch;] January 7, 2010
My girlfriend doesn't believe in premarital sex, so last night I settled for a frojob.
frojob by freshalex February 2, 2008
When a girl uses her feet to jerk you off. Making a motion much like a frog swimming in water.
Dude! I went out with a girl last night and she frog jobbed the shit out of me.
Frog Job by Jbwhit November 7, 2010

Cartwheeling frog-job

When the female does a cartwheel mid-sex, and the male catches her feet and proceeds to eat her out while the female starts giving the male a blowjob while she is still upside down (practically 69). If they both have enough strength and space, they then will start cartwheeling around the room whilst still performing 69
Me and my girlfriend experimented with different sexual activities last night. We tried the Cartwheeling frog-job and it was dizzy but rather fun!