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farjaculate

The action of farting whilst ejaculating, not to be confused with the fart that sneaks out while peeing in a urinal. Typically found in drunken males while fornicating but can be found in in females. Also not to be confused with a queef in females.
Bryan was embarrassed when he farjaculated all over Kristin.
farjaculate by Madka June 21, 2010

fejaculate

Noun, female ejaculation
Verb, the act of a female ejaculating
"That whore fejaculated all over my new Mercedes!"
fejaculate by Niki February 8, 2005

Floraculate 

"Floraculate" means to enhance or decorate with flowers or floral elements. It implies the act of beautifying or adorning something using flowers or floral patterns.
"She decided to floraculate the garden for the wedding, adding colorful blooms everywhere."
Floraculate by CrazyJoker September 12, 2023

femjaculate 

When a hoe orgasms to the point that she explodes all over the accompanying party.
Dude, that girl totally femjaculated all over me.
femjaculate by The Original Master December 27, 2007

funjaculate 

To reach a point of climax by performing a task or experiencing a moment of fun or joy.
He enjoyed the Tool concert so much, the hypnotic melodies caused him to funjaculate at that very instant.
funjaculate by Kyyoung April 26, 2006

facejaculate 

When you're popping pimples and when you pop it you ejaculate.
Fuck man I was popping pimples today and I facejaculated all over the mirror, it took me 3 hours to clean it up
facejaculate by ScheppDaddy July 7, 2016