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Uncle Fester's Nightstand 

Step #1 person one lies down on the ground wearing uncle fester's coat pulled up to expose his erect falice.

Step #2 the second person does a hand stand over the top of person one's erect falice

Step #3 the second person begins to slowly Lower themselves down until the erect falice is as far down their throat as humanly possible (no visible falice is preferred)

Step #4 person one then places a lightbulb firmly in the second person's anus and then lays back down once the bulb begins to glow.

Step #5 enjoy uncle festers nightstand
That party was wild last night. I saw some chick get an uncle fester's nightstand on the kitchen counter

fester snatch 

It was rumored that Tina had a muff but when I went down on her, she was clean. She had a fester snatch.
fester snatch by mr. xxx November 12, 2006

sausage feaster 

A person who lurks in a secret group on social media but does not participate or contribute in anyway. Could be there to spy or report certain posts.
Heads up just cut 25 sausage feaster I've never heard of and I spend enough time here. New sherriff in town you dont post your not invited to the show. Step your shit up or by felicia