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Count Fagula 

A man that only comes out at night and instead of sucking blood out of necks like Count Dracula he sucks jizz out of dicks like Ricky Martin.
Man what happened to Mikey I haven't seen him in weeks? Oh He got bit by a fag bat he's a Count Fagula now.
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Count Fagula 

One of those annoying, spitty mouthed teenaged wannabe vampyre (vampire) kids who shop at hot topic, jet their hair and read stupid ass books like Twilight. Basically, a cross between an emo and a WANNABE goth. Usually buy a guitar and don't even play the damn thing or get a skateboard and don't even learn how to skate on it.
Fagula: I am so dark. My clothes reflect the colour of my soul... which is black.
Dude: Wank off, Count Fagula.
Count Fagula by Miilo March 31, 2009
Adj. Pejorative. Something that is gay, or homosexual in nature.
Do you see the fagular way his wrists limp?

Don't give me your fagular speech about gay rights!
Fagular by yodawgg February 26, 2015
Synonym for homo, faggot, gayboy, peter
You are a Fagula.
That kid looks like a total Fagula
Fagula by anonymous1556451 November 13, 2011
A mean teacher, one who is as unintelligent as a slug who got his upside the head with a baseball bat.
"Man, your teachers such a faguilar."
"I know man."
Faguilar by BMovieAsf June 22, 2016
A pretend Yiddish way of saying fag.
Oh my lord, Gerry is such a fagula.
Fagula by tehNellifer December 16, 2008