Excaly 

The way in which a certain retard tries to spell exactly.

Excaly!!!

Excaly by peasant.org August 27, 2020

excalibur dick 

Is when one posses the almighty cock. Presented to thee who'm found worthy of such sexual prowess, Rules the ovaries far beyond Camelot. His sword, renown through the ages for being a source of strength & pleasure, a descendent of Author himself, can only weild such powerful cockery.

She begged for the tits of the round table to be ravaged by Excalibur...

She received that medieval dicking, that true rule, Excalibur dick.
Renown for giving that true Excalibur caliber.

Unfettered by trivial masculinity, Alexis only responds to pleasure from that EXCALIBUR DICK.

excalibur dick by Excalibur caliber October 23, 2015

Excaliburd Battlehawk 

Born to the Arch Duke of Soulard and twice knighted by the Duchess of St. Louis City and County, Excaliburd Battlehawk is the most supreme sportsman in all the lands. He honors the ancient code of the Battlehawk Warriors tasked with forever guarding that which they hold most dear, The Dome.

Excaliburd Battlehawk once Ka Kawed and Chuck Norris flew over.

Excaliburd Battlehawk by BIG BIRD Battlehawk March 2, 2020

Excalibong 

A bong of such great power, the likes of which has never been seen before. Can only be used by a good knoght for good purpose.

"knights of the round table, behold... EXCALIBONG!"

Excalibong by Angus May 20, 2004

Dump Excalibur 

A dump equivalent to the feeling of standing atop a large mountain with a 2 handed sword held with 1 hand pointed at the sky screaming "EXXXCCCAALLIIBBUURR"

In the midst of a Dump Excalibur, I thought I stabbed a seagull with my thought to be real sword, but instead punched the ceiling.

Dump Excalibur by theanaljoust September 25, 2006

excalaraddhsauy 

The act of REAAAALLLLYYYY wanting soy sauce, even though you're really afraid of it.

I want to get Chinese food, but I'm afraid my excalaraddhsauy might kick in...

excalaraddhsauy by The_Purple_Prodigy March 21, 2017

eccalypse 

when your birthday occurs on the same day of the week you were born -

Lynn is having an eccalypse next year.

eccalypse by Serrah7 June 17, 2023