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Erection Ejection 

Where your boner gets throne out of your wife's vagina

ERECTION EJECTION 

ERECTION EJECTION! This is when you pee with an erection.
James woke up with a massive stiffy and needed a wee. He went to the toilet and performed Erection Ejection whilst taking aim with his big object!
ERECTION EJECTION by Mikool77 July 17, 2023

Erection Election 

Someone who gets voted for something just because they are attractive
Man 1: Hey dude Lisa Is our team captain .

Man 2. Fuck her she's just a erection election
Erection Election by LimeTiger February 10, 2017

Election erection 

e⋅lec⋅tion e⋅rec⋅tion ĭ-lěk'shən ĭ-rěk'shən
-noun
1. the general euphoria experienced when your candidate of choice wins by a landslide.
2. the sexual arousal and excitement caused by same.
"Dude, when I saw the final tally of votes on Nov. 4, I got a total election erection!"

or

"You may have a first-time voter boner, but when Obama won I got a total election erection."
Election erection by St. Bastard November 5, 2008

election erection 

A victory boner one recieves from over whelming joy as their prefered presidential candidate racks up the electoral votes and crushes the election
When my homeboy Trump crushed the electoral vote I got a major election erection! Go Republicans! Yeeeee haaaaaaw!
election erection by spray_and_pray November 17, 2016

Erection assassin 

Frank is proud that he no longer has to take viagra. But I think that the credit should go to his new girlfriend. She has an incredibly pleasant disposition and she's not an erection assassin!
Erection assassin by Chad Apollo January 28, 2018