Dysrupt 

The agency you have to hire so your business becomes a wild success.

The thing you do when you want to stop getting lost in the hullabaloo of everyday nonsense and start sticking out like the Star you’re meant to be.

Business person A: I don’t get it, we’ve done everything we’ve always done, but sales are stagnant and our analysts with excel have no ideas how to fix this.

Business person B: Fuck excel...it doesn’t have the answers. What we need to do is DYSRUPT.

Dysrupt by Purpledog679 December 17, 2019

The Great Disruption 

1. A frightening new historical era that began in 2008 with the crash of world economies and the simultaneous collapse of trust in governing institutions. 2. A wrenching shift in human society resulting from 50 years of unsustainable development, over-population, environmental degredation, economic injustice and rapid resource depletion. 3. The growing realization that sophisticated "financial engineering" cannot solve the growing list of real-world problems.

The Great Disruption could be the biggest challenge in human history since the collapse of the Roman Empire in 466 A.D.

The Great Disruption by Peter Kobs March 9, 2009

Disrupturbation 

To pleasure oneself at disruptive business ideas.

This isn't Netflix- this is a tennis club committee meeting. We don't need a machine learning algorithm for the club ladder. Stop your disrupturbation.

Disrupturbation by balsdeep injamom June 5, 2016

Mating Disruption 

When someone "cock blocks" or in some way hinders the mating between two or more engaged parties.

"Dude my girlfriend and I were fucking and in walks my brother letting me know my 18 year old female neighbor was downstairs... with the results from her pregnancy test. Talk about a mating disruption..."

Mating Disruption by Batmanact January 5, 2009

disruption 

(Noun)
Buzzword used by Silicon Valley gurus, often in conjunction with innovation, as in 'disruptive innovation'. It's supposed to sound cool and radical - like revolution - but it's also terribly empty, so technies and entrepreneurs using the term constantly have to explain why the digital world is so disruptive, compared to like the Industrial Revolution. Which is where it all falls flat.

"We are creating a 3D World, where Data and Digital combine to Disrupt current business models. Only when that happens, you actually see Disruption at work."

disruption by Monticello-W February 17, 2017

Eruption Disruption 

Eruption Disruption

Eruption Disruption occurs when Volcanic ash interferes with air travel.

Air travel is either canceled or halted in fear of planes crashing because of Volcanic ash.

My fucking flight was just canceled because of of Eruption Disruption!

How the hell am I going to get home Now!

Eruption Disruption by Len Dog April 16, 2010

disruptance 

a disrupting disturbance
disrupting + disturbance = disruptance

While, I don't condone anyone doing anything to get themselves banned, I understand how angry people can be, over all of this. Until SOE (as a whole) does something to prevent Yuyoy's continued disruptance of a server, then there are going to continue to be angry, paying customers dealing with this jerk, the only way they can.

disruptance by animia November 29, 2007