Doochie Share definition Flag A word used to describe a males extremely small penis; a man vagina or coochie Bitch, this boy thought he was fucking me with that doochie last night, AHT AHT I’m on my period! Doochie by England2 June 2, 2019 0 0 Get merch Get the Doochie mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch