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Get out of my fucking swamp, Donkeh
Shrek and Donkeh are a dynamic duo
1. A prayer term often spoken to the green ogrelord Shrek. Best hollered in an insanely thick Scottish accent while holding an offering of onions.
2. A term used to shut up friends loudly singing at inconvenient times.
1. "Thou shalt order extra onions, now and for ever. DONKEH!"
2. *loudly singing "Killing in the Name" at 2am* DONKEH!!
Donkeh by Thatdarnmeowth March 24, 2024

Circling the donkey 

This phrase doesn't exist and Kody is stupid.
Stop trying to make 'circling the donkey' happen. It's not going to happen.

to donkey-head someone 

To fool someone.
It comes from Tom & Jerry cartoon where Tom used to get fooled by Jerry having his head turn into a donkey-like head
To donkey-head someone:

Dude 1-Hey u know I just got a winning lottery ticket!!

Dude 2-How the heck do u know it's a winning ticket?

Dude 1-Those guys sold it to me: they said they don't need money...I got it for just 20k.

Dude 2-U do realize u've been donkey-headed big time, don't you?

Dude 1-"uh-auha-uha" (or whatever a donkey is able to utter)
"Mate are you some kind of donkek?"
Donkek by Prof. Donkekstington February 18, 2015