Something that your stupidfucking piece of shit dog chews on every hEcKInG day because they have nothing else to do in their life other than constantly chewing on that nasty ass dog bone for 38 hours. Most of the time you're probably stepping on them because you're an uncoordinated bastard that doesn't know where the fuck he always steps.
It is also something that most dogs FUCKING EAT, because they honestly don't have any other shit to eat besides Sheep Liver and pieces of Rat shit. (aka purina chicken & rice formula)
Shit! I just stepped on my dogs slobbery, hard and fucking disgusting piece of my dogs bone(r).
My feet are now permanently disabled.
Why are there so many dog bones buried in my backyard? Wait, these aren't dog bones...
Sending a girl pictures of your dick in an instagram theme style.
First balls then multiple pictures of the shaft but instead of sending the tip to finish it off you send the balls again by accident so it looks like a dog bone.
Bobert: "Damn! Did you see Tara tonight?"
Jimothy: "Hell yeah, dogg. She'd give a dog a bone. Giggidy giggidy giggidy!"
Bobert: "Speaking of giving dogs bones, last night I came home real drunk, and my dog...um, yeah..."
Jimothy: "Hey, at least it wasn't a sheep this time."
Bobert: "Amen, brother."