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long but narrow (thin) penis
(opposite of Chode)
my friend mike Economopoulos has a doch
Doch by chris mikrovas June 28, 2010
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Your doch is like a wet noodle
doch by Caleb April 10, 2004

Leck mich doch am Zückerli

Pers 1: Leck mich doch am Zückerli. Was steht da drauf?

Pers 2: Diet

Pers 1: Und was solltest du mitbringen?

Pers 2: Ohne Zucker.

Pers 1: Zero, zeroooooooo

Pers 2: Weißt du was, das ist mir jetzt zu blöd.

Große klappe doch kein mut

This is a Really Nice Thing to say to somone, this usally shows signs of love and affection towards someone you have a crush on. You will typically show signs of affection towards the person by asking them for nudes. it can also mean that u find the person hot.
i really Große klappe doch kein mut Malon

Jimmy Smith is soooo Große klappe doch kein mut

Du willsch mich doch geficken?! 

1) German for: "You want to gefucken me, right?

Rhetorical Question in response to someone trying to make fun of you.

Also used to emphasize the stupidity of another person.
Jajajaja, du willsch mich doch geficken?!

Make an argument out of it / Mach doch Mal ein Argument draus 

German catchphrase (original: Mach doch Mal ein Argument draus) used by people who are unable to come up with practical solutions to any problem whatsoever.

Translates roughly to "make an argument out of it".

Used primarily by losers if they are literally helpless to change anything about their own condition.
Sailor man: Captain, we are heading towards an iceberg, you need to turn around, so we don't crash!

Captain: Make an argument out of it.

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Anastasia: I am leaving you for Tyrone, he's just so much better than you, he earns so much more than you, he works out regularly and let's not even get started about his performance in bed; you can't compare!

Christopher: Make an argument out of it / Mach doch Mal ein Argument draus.

Anastasia: This is why nobody likes you.