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Dirty daniel 

When you try to jump a tee post but com up short splitting your ball sack open. You spend the night in the hospital getting your balls sewed back together while trying to reach your mother on the phone to explain what happened between her hysterical laughter.
Pulled a dirty daniel last night, now I'll be walking now legged for a week.
Dirty daniel by Zbot1984 October 17, 2020

Dirty Daniel 

The act of inserting ones finger into ones anus, in order to derive sexual pleasure, and then being caught.
Person 1: "I totally just walked in on Dan giving himself a Dirty Daniel!"

Person 2: "Did he have his legs above his head like last time?"

Person 3: "Yup."
Dirty Daniel by scarred27 December 9, 2009

Dirty Daniel 

The act of sucking yourself off.
"Jake just performed a dirty daniel!"
Dirty Daniel by log_cxl November 12, 2019

Dirty Daniel 

The friend that tends to dye his hair black for attention. He usually brags about how hairy his balls or penis is and how big it is when in actuality, he only has a 1 inch peen. They also like to perform acts of incest upon their siblings particularly when they are under the age of 9.
Eg. Oh so do you know of Joe he is really a dirty daniel
Dirty Daniel by Zentoriously April 14, 2020

dirty daniel 

a man notorious for the type/family/variety of fungii growing in his pubic region. also suffers from protein & zinc overload (hence gout and DSB - dangerous sperm build-up). Oh yes and horrendous BO :-).
'Look at that mongrel of a dirty Daniel!'
dirty daniel by Doink Doink May 23, 2006

dirty daniel 

Annother name for Fuckboy.
This dirty daniel has a bodycount of 50!
dirty daniel by Makutoo April 24, 2020