2 definitions by Zbot1984
When you try to jump a tee post but com up short splitting your ball sack open. You spend the night in the hospital getting your balls sewed back together while trying to reach your mother on the phone to explain what happened between her hysterical laughter.
by Zbot1984 October 18, 2020
When your significant other let's go of the sex toy in your ass, the butt sucks it in, you find your self spending the night in the hospital waiting for surgery all the while the you continues to vibrate.
by Zbot1984 October 18, 2020