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dumbledick

1)The dick, or penis, or male genitalia, of Sir Albus Dumbledore of the Harry Potter book series or Harry Potter movies. Rumored to be over 7.6 inches in length (non-erect).

2)Used to describe someone who believes they are always correct and know everything when it is obvious they don't.
1)"My god that kid has such a dumbledick!"

2)"Stop being such a dumbledick! You're wrong!"
dumbledick by Sean Mc. May 9, 2008

Wimbledick

The urge to masturbate in the middle of (or while watching) a wimbledon game. (Usually while two females are on the field.) Also refers to a person who suffers from this condition, a penis that is extremely prone to this condition, a horny lesbian who likes to watch women play tennis, or simply just a game that is seductive enough to trigger the male or female genitalia enough for masturbation, usually leading to instant orgasm and/or spontaneous combustion.
i was watching serena williams battle against maria sharapova and i got real hard while watching it so i rubbed on my wimbledick for a few minutes then i grabbed the ky and started cranking it then i busted two nuts and it splattered all over the screen. wimbledon is the best female sport ever hands down
Wimbledick by ogdajuiceman July 2, 2010

Doubledicknigger 

When a nigger is such a dick,that calling him a dick, doesn't suffice.
Doubledicknigger Tyrone, that dildo motherfucker, has yet again broken the law!
Doubledicknigger by Fukaface! September 7, 2020

doubledicker 

v. The act of riding a motorcycle, as a man, with another man on the passenger seat behind you: "doubledicking" or "riding doubledicker" Generally regarded as gay and inexcusable among hardcore riders.

n. A dude who rides with another dude on the back of his motorcycle.
v. Oh, here comes Adam, riding doubledicker with Steve... nasty. Couldn't they have just taken the car?

n. Dave is a real doubledicker. He'll give his buddies rides before he gives girls rides.
doubledicker by fickdace October 13, 2009

dibbledocker 

someone with a small/micro penis with no reproductive use
bryan said cali had a “dibbledocker” because she was a secret man
dibbledocker by bryan.xj February 12, 2021

Doubledicker 

A male who engages in the act of touching the opening of his penis to another man's penis opening.
Although Michael had to solicit a transvestite prostitute, the fact that their penis openings kissed made him an official doubledicker.
Doubledicker by Winston K Wolfe September 11, 2018