Dildorse 

A giant horse-like creature with the head of a dildo and the body of a hippogriff. This creature stalks your houses and climbs in yo windows snatching yo people up.

Hey look at that dull dildorse in that persons garden

Dildorse by CRALOS July 3, 2012

Dildoren

The highest number imaginable, or the largest possible amount of something.

Stacy loves and misses Azha dildoren.

Dildoren by DavinciKisser January 12, 2019

Dildosexual 

When you're asexual but love dildos

I am a dildosexual, can't stand sex, but love to masturbate.

Dildosexual by dildosexual August 19, 2021

dildose 

The adjective form of dildo.
Pronounced Dil-dose
It can mean dumb, sucky, lame, etc.

"That party was totally dildose so I left."
"My computer broke, this is so dildose."

dildose by Kienan H. November 18, 2006