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transverse digestion 

An unfortunate birth defect whereby one’s digestive tract is reversed, causing one to eat with their ass and crap out of their mouth. The ass must be trained to chew food in the same manner as teeth. A serious side effect of transverse digestion is halitosis.
Derek: “Hey Mike, how come you never eat with us?”
Mike: “I didn’t want you to watch me eat with my transverse digestion condition.”
Derek: “So THAT’S why your breath stinks like shit!”

dixiesticks

Dixiesticks are an amazing fandom of Dixie Damelio. They are amazing sweet loving and talented just like Dixie!
boy~wow! That group of girls are amazingly talented and sweet!
boy2~I know right! They are Dixiesticks
dixiesticks by https.www.qttq October 11, 2020

6 Digits 

Any number that has 6 digits is very sexy. They all have some great art linked to them.
Horny guy 1: Hey, any good 6 digits you got for me?
Horny guy 2: Yeah, check out 701611. Its good.
Horny guy 1: Thanks man.
6 Digits by jizzlewonker March 1, 2021

checking the digits 

v. Thorough and generally spontaneous inspection of one's fingers.
Aristotle: "Why is Socrates looking at his fingers?"
Plato: "Man, he's just checking the digits, ain't nothing wrong with that."

Digisexual 

Dude did you hear about the marriage between Akihiko Kondo and Hatsune Miku? Apparently he’s Digisexual.
Digisexual by Digisexual January 6, 2019

Digestin' Clothes 

The old, comfy sweats that you put on after eating a huge meal.
Uggh, I shouldn't have eaten that 3rd Big Mac. I need my digestin' clothes.
Digestin' Clothes by Chief2000 January 19, 2009