Dick titties

Dick titties are your goddamn balls.

This nigga had some saggy ass dick titties.

Dick titties by Wahwahweewahh February 6, 2017

Dick Titties

the Scandinavian term for a mans ball sack

Tyler's dick titties are very dark.

Are those dick titties fake?

Dick Titties by Kase Von D September 29, 2012

Dick Titties

A synonym to the term testicles. This term should only be used for when you want to let your company know you are a linguist as well as a comedic figure as well.

Eddie: Fuck Roy and his big gay sword.
Joe: Dude, don't get your dick titties in a bunch over there

Dick Titties by Vick Dagina April 16, 2019

dick titties

an irreversible and damning side-effect of pro-hormone and pro-testosterone products, where overdosing on said products will result in men developing enlarged and overly elongated nipples that resemble dickheads.

Man: So doc, just give it to me straight. What's wrong with my titties?
Doctor: Well, have you been taking any fitness or workout enhancement products?
Man: No, not really, other than your run of the mill pro-hormone and pro-testosterone.
Doctor: I see. It seems that you have a case of the dick titties. Sadly, there is no cure for your condition. I'm afraid there is nothing I can do for you.
Man: NOOO!!!
Doctor: *stifled laugh* dick titties

dick titties by (b O_o)b June 30, 2011

Dick titties

Dick titties

When her nipples are long like big purple eggplants she had dick titties

Dick titties by Gram cram May 7, 2025

Tittie Dick 

A person who places their penis in between male or female breasts.

"He just tittie dicked that bitch"
"Look at that tittie dick over there dicking those titties."

Tittie Dick by Derick Ruhl October 5, 2020

dictittieship 

a country controlled by all the titties

I dream of living in a dictittieship.

dictittieship by targelitties February 24, 2020