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the sweat that is produced upon the chafing of two butt cheeks
Aw man, I've been chafing so much in the heat I've gotta wipe-up my devarti
devarti by spiderhut111 January 18, 2011

Devartitude

Meaning, to go Bar-Down on instantaneous command.
The Hockey Player, went Devartitude during the last game.
Devartitude by Doodlefish5 November 3, 2016

Departia 

Pronounced: (di-PART-shə)
A temporary disorder of the mental processes caused by vacation being less than one week away. Those with DEPARTIA typically exhibit lack of focus, impaired judgement, and incessant talking about their plans to co-workers.
Origin: from "depart", derived from "Dementia"
First used by TV Meteorologist Andrew Freiden
Don't rely on Tracy to file that TPS report on time. She's off next week and the departia has kicked in already.
Departia by GreatIdea June 19, 2014

Pablo Demartino 

A little boy who likes 6 year olds and loves to fuck Dora as well.
That guy over there is a real Pablo Demartino

hufman's theory of departion 

the action in which a person leaves a party or formal gathering while failing to inform others about his departure leaving them clueless and apprehensive about his abrupt vansishment from the vicinity.
while attending a party or gathering, one initiates hufman's theory of departion by simply fleeing in secrecy leaving his acquaintances completly ignorant to his dissapearence; this action also tends to piss people off as well.

Defartification 

The process or means by which a gaseous discharge is removed from a porous or absorbant medium(i.e. couch cushion) usually accomplished with the aid of a broom or other form of cleaning agent.
Caution! These seats have just undergone a Defartification process and may still be damp!
Defartification by Erik June 9, 2004