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Ron DeathSentence 

Ron DeathSentence is sometimes known as Ron DeSantis, the squinty-eyed, failed toilet brush salesman who became governor of Florida. Characterized by a desire to both go full douche and probe his own anus for signs of intelligence, he refuses to breathe the same air as his constituents, as he burns through his voters like logs on a campfire.
Ron DeathSentence enjoys killing his own citizens with anti-mask, anti-vaccine, and anti-intelligence policies with equal measures of arrogance and cowardice.
Ron DeathSentence by ToddUncommon September 3, 2021

Governor DeathSentence

Nickname given to Florida's governor DeSantis for his poor handling of coronavirus.
Governor DeathSentence has done nothing at all! He blatantly refused to impose any stay at home order and yet he ordered businesses to open up and then blamed local politicians when shit got even worse.

Deathseek 

A Death knight in world of warcraft who is scrub PvP and gets scraped by hunters who have no friends.
Priest: WTF!!! How did you let that hunter kill you
Death Knight: Zomg IDK!
Priest: Great: now our Arena raiting dropped, your a deathseek.
Deathseek by Hasnofriends June 18, 2011
A hangover so serious, that it literally feels like death. In most cases, lasts nearly all day and night. Complete with a smashing headache, consistent vomitting and sometimes diarrhea. A sodium iv is the only thing that will make you feel better, other than that you just have to lie in bed and feel like you're dying til it eventually passes. Which is usually around 7-24 hours
dear god just rolling over made me so nauseated i threw up for hours. and the light coming through my windows is blinding! i definitely have a deathover!
deathover by A.B. Wood April 24, 2012

the Deathseeker 

The greatest warrior on this or any other world,
Invincible in combat and master of the sword.
Leader of the council of nine.

He shall lead the armies of light when the powers of the dark rise and only he can defeat them, he is our salvation from the apocolpse
matt: "E ec dra linca uv dra Tayracaagan ehlynhyda!"

(i am the curse of the deathseeker incarnate)

DEATHSEX 

I'm never having deathsex with jenny again, it's too brootal.
DEATHSEX by deathsex March 8, 2010